Neil Gaiman One Step Closer to Sainthood?

This is actually one of the funnier April Fool's jokes I've seen this year. It's also awesome, because I kinda wish it were true. Not the "Neil Gaiman being dead" part, but the "Gaiman is patron saint of hand cramps" part. I'd like to have someone specific to pray to when I feel an onset of carpal tunnel in the middle of class.